You’ll be so happy when we pay you cash for your junk car that you’ll be singing a happy tune.
You can sing this one to the tune of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways to Lose Your Lover!
(Verse 1)
The problem is all inside your ride, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you with your broken-down machine
There must be fifty ways to sell your junker
(Chorus)
Don’t turn it to scrap, Matt, or sell it for parts, Clark
It’s too hard to donate, Jake, just listen to me
It’s too hard to fix, Nick, it’s all full of rust, Gus
Call to Cash 4 Junk Cars, Lars, and get yourself paid
(Verse 2)
She said it grieves me so to see you in this state
I wish there was something I could do to help alleviate
I’m no mechanic, but listen to me, mate…
There must be fifty ways to lose your junker
(Chorus)
Don’t turn it to scrap, Matt, or sell it for parts, Clark
It’s too hard to donate, Jake, just listen to me
It’s too hard to fix, Nick, it’s all full of rust, Gus
Call to Cash 4 Junk Cars, Lars, and get yourself paid
(Verse 3)
She said, why don’t we both just take a little drive?
And we can brainstorm some ideas to revive
But I was tired of the breakdowns, and I need some cash to thrive
So I called Cash 4 Junk Cars to get myself paid.
(Chorus)
Don’t turn it to scrap, Matt, or sell it for parts, Clark
It’s too hard to donate, Jake, just listen to me
It’s too hard to fix, Nick, it’s all full of rust, Gus
Call to Cash 4 Junk Cars, Lars, and get yourself paid
(Outro)
So I waved goodbye to that old clunker of mine
No more headaches, or breakdowns, I’m gonna do just fine
There’s fifty ways to lose your junk car is what she said
And Cash 4 Junk Cars got me paid!
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